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weiner face 

when someones face closely resembles a weiner or when some one is being an asshole
1) look at that guy he only has one eye, he must be a weiner face
2)quit being such a weiner face
weiner face by Sperm Whale November 22, 2004
Words you can keep

Weiner face 

A guy with a great body, but an ugly face. Example: Rep. Anthony Weiner.
Megan: I know this guy, Anthony, you should hook up with
Ainsley: Really.. Is he hot?
Megan: He goes to my gym, he's got a great body, but you might want to bring a paper bag. He's kinda a weiner face.
Weiner face by Ainzcb June 17, 2011

weiner face 

someone who is hot as shit.. doesnt have anything to do with a weiner.. but we just like the word weiner<3 ;)
brigid-hey gabby
gabby-hey weiner face!
brigid-whats up!?
gabby-nothing

see.. normal form of endearment! :)
weiner face by gabby March 5, 2005

Weiner Face 

Someone who constantly sucks cock, or eats weiners.
I turned on tv and I saw someone becoming a weiner face.
Weiner Face by Paul the Penis July 13, 2003

DJ Wiener Face

A polite way of calling someone a dumbass. You can use "DJ" as a prelude to any type of burn, however DJ Wiener Face has shown to be a prodominant choice amongst teens.
Shutup DJ Wiener Face

Alright, DJ Wiener Face *sarcasm*

Damn! Look at, DJ Chode Face over here

Wiener Face 

Wiener face is a contagious disease. It is caught when your face is touched by someone who gropes their penis. You can become a spreader of wiener face when you don't wash your hands after you piss, giving you wiener hands.
*boy touches girls face*
Girl: Did you wash your hands?
Boy: no...
Girl: EW I HAVE WIENER FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wiener Face by WorriedHandWasher March 15, 2011

Wiener Face 

1. A boy who is ugly.
2.A girl who is currently lebian or bi.
1. Andy, ur a wiener face, u ugly wiener face!
2.Mandy is a wiener face, she kisses girls.
Wiener Face by DJ ugly fugly March 17, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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