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Weed Whacked 

No easier way to put it other than getting busted smoking, selling, possessing or cultivating weed.
Richard Polk: "Can we do something else? I am Boulder City Council member, I'm embarrassed."

Me: "Hey, is that the guy who sells Birkenstocks on the mall?"

Richard Polk: "I know this does not make it better. But if you look at the 'stuff,' it is low grade 'stuff.'"

Me: "That guy just got weed whacked."
Weed Whacked by Hullabaloo September 28, 2006
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weed whacked 

Being stopped from smoking weed. Derived from the terms cock block and twat swat.
I was going to smoke this fat ass blunt with my homies but then my girlfriend weed whacked me and forced me to stay in.
weed whacked by hibot25 October 25, 2011

weed whacked 

Smoking marijuana to the point where it is not fun/entertaining/pleasant anymore.
Man, I weed whacked myself last night and had a headache until I woke up and popped a Tylenol.

Weed-whacked 

Being high enough to the point where you feel 'too' high, or uncomfortably so. One would consciously turn down another hit.
Tim: "Hey want to hit this?"

John: "Naw man, I'm weed-whacked
Weed-whacked by Mgl921 May 26, 2013

Filipino weed-whacker 

Going to Asian salon and getting a penis wax.
Dude I hear they give Filipino weed-whackers at Asian Boy salon!

Wyoming Weed whacker 

During sex in the missionary position, the man grasps the woman (or other) by the ankles and lifts them up. Then he promptly begins to spin rapidly, using centrifugal force to keep the person up-right. This usually ends in the person that is being weed whacked in a mess of their own stomach contents.
"Oh... well uh... I knocked over these lamps while giving Marsha the, er, Wyoming Weed Whacker..."

Weed Whacker

A person who tends to smoke alotta Marijuana.
He smokes 10 joints a day...what a weed whacker!
Weed Whacker by DJ Sami July 12, 2008