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Weed Waster 

someone who wastes weed by not smokin it right and it gets everyone pissed off, someone who smokes your weed and doesnt get high and is a faggot
that fag is a weed waster i mean i bet hes never been high and barely inhales
Weed Waster by dj the man June 11, 2006

Weed Waster 

A new weed smoker, who is overly anxious to roll a blunt without proper experience.

Blunt rolling is an art. It must be excuted with skill and precision, which can only come from a combination of practice and natural born talent.

If a blunt is too tight, the weed will burn quickly with only a limited amount of smoke being able to pass through.
If a blunt is too loose, it will burn too fast and fall apart. The former and latter both wasting weed.

A perfect blunt allows for a nice, strong hit, without burning too much bud at once, and without falling apart while the puff-puff-pass, takes place.

Weed wasting also applies to improper packing of bowls and slides. Yet again, it can't be too tight or too loose.

Cheap glass pieces also may be called weed wasters.

Helpful hint: If you can't roll, let a buddy help you out and save practicing for home. There's no shame in making sure your weed yields its maximum potential.
"Hey dude I'll go in half with you on a blunt."
"Straight, but I'm rolling."
"Awh man I really wanted to do it. I've gotten better since last time, just let me show you."
"The fuck you will, not with my bud. We don't allow weed wasters in this house."

Damn, Robert is such a weed waster. Don't let him pack that shit next time.
Weed Waster by LightGreen420[AMB] November 5, 2009

selfish weedmaster 

Guy/Girl who wants all the weed you are smokin' with your friends for himself. Also, he breaks the holy weed-circle & your chill.
Michael: Here you go George, your turn.
Selfish Weedmaster: It's my turn Michael.
Michael: But you just smoked!
Selfish Weedmaster: I don't care, give me the weed asshole!

weedwater 

when smoke has passed though water well smoking from a waterbong
dude, dont drink the weedwater youll get sick!
weedwater by kelso619 July 13, 2010