A new weed smoker, who is overly anxious to roll a blunt without proper experience.
Blunt rolling is an art. It must be excuted with skill and precision, which can only come from a combination of practice and natural born
talent.
If a blunt is too
tight, the weed will
burn quickly with only a limited amount of smoke being able to pass through.
If a blunt is too loose, it will
burn too fast and fall apart. The former and latter both wasting weed.
A perfect blunt allows for a nice, strong
hit, without burning too much bud at once, and without falling apart while the puff-puff-pass, takes place.
Weed wasting also applies to improper packing of bowls and slides. Yet again, it can't be too
tight or too loose.
Cheap glass pieces also may be called weed wasters.
Helpful hint: If you can't roll, let a
buddy help you out and save practicing for home. There's no shame in making sure your weed yields its maximum potential.
"Hey dude I'll go in half with you on a
blunt."
"
Straight, but I'm rolling."
"Awh man I really wanted to do it. I've gotten better since last time, just let me show you."
"The
fuck you will, not with my bud. We don't allow weed wasters in this house."
Damn, Robert is such a weed waster. Don't let him pack that shit next time.
