Weed Wanker
Weed Wanker by SuttonP June 24, 2011
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Weed Wanker
When your a dirty little masturbating gremlin. Most weed wankers dont have jobs, are on the benefit and are spending that money on toilet paper, porn mags and the finest kush. They wank off either during or straight after smoking some sticky icky but in any case. Perverted.
Your being arrested for being a freaking weed wanker sir. You are a tosser and are going to jail to be raped.
Weed Wanker by Jimmy, show them yo anal cough May 3, 2019
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weed wanker by Brady boio March 1, 2019
Weed Wanker
Derived from the british term "wanker" that loosely translates to "fucker." "Weed Wanker" is "Wanker" to the 10th power.
Weed Wanker by Urlocalwetrat0087 January 1, 2023
harder than a weed wacker on a Thursday
Usually when someone is working very hard or when they tell a terrible joke and your being sarcastic that their joke is good
Guy 1- hey bro guess what
Guy 2- what
Guy 1-what is fat and goes bump at night
Guy 2-idk what
Guy 1-Ur mom!
Guy 2- wow that joke slapped harder than a weed wacker on a Thursday
Guy 2- what
Guy 1-what is fat and goes bump at night
Guy 2-idk what
Guy 1-Ur mom!
Guy 2- wow that joke slapped harder than a weed wacker on a Thursday
harder than a weed wacker on a Thursday by Big brain today November 12, 2020
Weed Wacker
Scott: Today i met this guy in rehab. He told me about that he's addicted to pot and jacking off.
Eli: Oh, so he's a Weed Wacker?
Eli: Oh, so he's a Weed Wacker?
Weed Wacker by TheBigSTD August 11, 2010
Weed wacker
Friend: holy shit did you see tyrone beat the shit out of that poor guy who was just smokin a bowl?
Me: yeah he's a weed wacker. Lets gtfo of here
Me: yeah he's a weed wacker. Lets gtfo of here
Weed wacker by DefTheDefguy October 7, 2021
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