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A softened version of an unacceptable English term for canines that act goofy and/or idiotic at baseline.
Those wee-taws went to the wrong door again to get into the house!

Can somebody please let out the wee-taws before they piss in the house?

I took the wee-taws for a walk, but they’re still experiencing withdrawal from their Prozac.
Wee-Taw by maevcore May 13, 2023
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just a dumber way to say retard
hey youre a weetawd! hehehehehe
weetawd by emmi:) February 24, 2019
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Phonetic approximation of the word 'retarded'. Or 'retarded' as pronounced by... a retard, if you will.

Often used to indicate one's own stupidity.
I cannot seem to program my VCR, even with the instruction manual on hand. Never mind, got it, I am weetawdid.
weetawdid by Lu-Tze August 27, 2009
Someone possessing a lower intelligence than wordmndfreeze/word.
No examples have ever been recorded.
weetawd by Shuga March 6, 2003

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026