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snauf

The male form of ratchet.

Typically ugly, smelly and may or may not be missing most of his teeth. He produces very low level "music videos" with other snaufs. He will wear any red or blue article of clothing he can find regardless of what it says or represents. His most prized possessions are his new shoes. He frequently uses words like "BAE", "lit", "fam", "turnt"...etc. He often brags about how hard he is but has never won a fight in his life and frequently cries to female friends over the jail phone after being arrested. A snauf knows no racial lines. He can be white, black, brown, yellow, tan, purple...etc.
Dude look at Jonny. He just got arrested but didn't start talking shit until after he was in hand cuffs. What a snauf.

Did you see Greg's new music video? He's so snauf. The camera is shaky and he stole the beat from Lil Wayne. Also his lyrics are stupid.
by Pete McSkreet December 30, 2016
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weazle snauf

a short creature with a tuft of hair and pointy ears, usually green with a squiggley mouth. Indigenous to the mamothly large caves of Wake. (An island in the mid Pacific Ocean)
"Holy be-jesus look its a weazle snauf!"
by weazler August 5, 2009
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A word made up by our amazing music teacher, which refers to someone who purposely fails a school assignment or test for the fun of it.
Don't be a snarfenrugie!
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Snafu Bomb

An alcoholic drink made by dropping a shot of Jaegermeister into a cup of Four Loko.
I had three snafu bombs last night and found my glasses in some bushes this morning.
by Lt. MNJ November 23, 2010
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snafucated

A programming term used as a joke. Originally seen in the article "How to Write Unmaintainable Code", snafucated is a method name used to confuse maintenance programmers working on the code after it has been written.
Admitting to not knowing the definition among programmers will result in widespread sniggering.
On a method called makeSnafucated insert only the comment /* make snafucated */.
Never define what snafucated means anywhere. Only a fool does not already know, with complete certainty, what snafucated means.
by Snafucated September 22, 2007
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saufen

German word meaning, drinking to get drunk. Getting drunk. The adjective form of this word is "besoffen."
Wir saufen heut' Abend ja richtig gut.
Du bist gestern Abend total besoffen, 's war sau-lustig, ohne witz.
by die Wahrheit January 5, 2008
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SnapFap

To prepare and execute the act of masturbation in the selected time frame of a snapchat
Person 1: "bro, mikaela sent me a 3 second snapchat"
Person 2: "were you able too..."
Person1: "yeah i chucked a mad snapfap"
by Ryan Batten July 9, 2015
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