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The male form of ratchet.

Typically ugly, smelly and may or may not be missing most of his teeth. He produces very low level "music videos" with other snaufs. He will wear any red or blue article of clothing he can find regardless of what it says or represents. His most prized possessions are his new shoes. He frequently uses words like "BAE", "lit", "fam", "turnt"...etc. He often brags about how hard he is but has never won a fight in his life and frequently cries to female friends over the jail phone after being arrested. A snauf knows no racial lines. He can be white, black, brown, yellow, tan, purple...etc.
Dude look at Jonny. He just got arrested but didn't start talking shit until after he was in hand cuffs. What a snauf.

Did you see Greg's new music video? He's so snauf. The camera is shaky and he stole the beat from Lil Wayne. Also his lyrics are stupid.
snauf by Pete McSkreet December 30, 2016
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weazle snauf 

a short creature with a tuft of hair and pointy ears, usually green with a squiggley mouth. Indigenous to the mamothly large caves of Wake. (An island in the mid Pacific Ocean)
"Holy be-jesus look its a weazle snauf!"
weazle snauf by weazler August 5, 2009
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snarfenrugie 

A word made up by our amazing music teacher, which refers to someone who purposely fails a school assignment or test for the fun of it.
Don't be a snarfenrugie!
snarfenrugie by dr. therapist January 12, 2020

Snafu Bomb 

An alcoholic drink made by dropping a shot of Jaegermeister into a cup of Four Loko.
I had three snafu bombs last night and found my glasses in some bushes this morning.
Snafu Bomb by Lt. MNJ November 23, 2010

snafucated 

A programming term used as a joke. Originally seen in the article "How to Write Unmaintainable Code", snafucated is a method name used to confuse maintenance programmers working on the code after it has been written.
Admitting to not knowing the definition among programmers will result in widespread sniggering.
On a method called makeSnafucated insert only the comment /* make snafucated */.
Never define what snafucated means anywhere. Only a fool does not already know, with complete certainty, what snafucated means.
snafucated by Snafucated September 22, 2007
German word meaning, drinking to get drunk. Getting drunk. The adjective form of this word is "besoffen."
Wir saufen heut' Abend ja richtig gut.
Du bist gestern Abend total besoffen, 's war sau-lustig, ohne witz.
saufen by die Wahrheit January 5, 2008
To prepare and execute the act of masturbation in the selected time frame of a snapchat
Person 1: "bro, mikaela sent me a 3 second snapchat"
Person 2: "were you able too..."
Person1: "yeah i chucked a mad snapfap"
SnapFap by Ryan Batten July 9, 2015
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A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
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me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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