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To weasle is to talk to a member of the opposite sex, apparently innocently, when in fact you intend for sexual activity later, and everyone else knows it. Used more by males about females

Epsom College 6th Form
Mate you fucking weasled her/him hardcore
Mate I'm on the wease
Mate I am already weasling her/him
Weasle by Beeman And Campo April 20, 2005
a very, very small dick
i laughed when he showed me his weasle
Weasle by trevor82 February 17, 2010

weasle bark 

It is the sound a bass player makes when he needs to change his shorts or strings
Do you smell that?Yea I thought i heard a weasle bark or was that are bass player?
weasle bark by ELZY ROCKER March 4, 2009

weasle-monkey 

A strange and rare mammal of the primate family. The only encounter was documented by one, Terrence Longfella.
He spanked out that dance like a weasle-monkey!!
weasle-monkey by Keta April 19, 2003

weasle-neck

a girl or person who gives head to anyone that comes their way.

someone mostly a femal who's throat is so loose from so much head she gives
that girl is a weasle-neck to everyone she meets
weasle-neck by m etsitty October 22, 2009

whack the weasle 

After watching porn for an hour or so, I went to whack the weasle
whack the weasle by Jew Bass Five December 27, 2006
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