Wearing me as a hat

To have someone so far up your ass, they are wearing you as a hat.
"This guy will be wearing me as a hat until I deliver his stuff"
by Parrotti July 22, 2018
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wear me like a hat

the act of one female sitting on the head of a male. (preferably nick haro)
Oh yeah, wear me like a hat daddy!
by bretttttttttttttt October 30, 2007
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