Wearing me as a hat

To have someone so far up your ass, they are wearing you as a hat.

"This guy will be wearing me as a hat until I deliver his stuff"

by Parrotti July 22, 2018

wear me like a hat

the act of one female sitting on the head of a male. (preferably nick haro)

Oh yeah, wear me like a hat daddy!

by bretttttttttttttt October 30, 2007