by depressfox November 18, 2010
To walk the talk, present the stone, you are the shit and anyone who has their brains fully on will know you are wearing the hat. When you are the polymath, still remain humble about it even thru successful pioneering. Don't take shit from the miserable nagging crows that talk shit and eat shit. You are a peaceful lion. A king or queen. Welcome to the pack.
Do whatever you have to do to figure things out. Wear the hat. Because only you know how it needs to fit.
by Retrostyle November 30, 2020
by thetruthishereyes May 24, 2023
A Neo-Nazi dog whistle used to refer to Jews, usually also saying “we need to hunt them” aka we need to hunt/kill the Jews
Usually used in a deceitfully innocent way.
Usually used in a deceitfully innocent way.
Person 1: I wonder if gnomes are real
Nazi: Millions Wear The Hats
Person 1: They sure do, wonder why?
Person 2: It’s a Nazi dog whistle
Person 1: Oh
Nazi: Millions Wear The Hats
Person 1: They sure do, wonder why?
Person 2: It’s a Nazi dog whistle
Person 1: Oh
by ShortBlackMan April 24, 2023
having sex with someone
by Serenity82 November 02, 2008
wear the hat ride the cowboy - You’re having sexual relations the person who’s hat you’re wearing.
A practice in the south, at least in Texas, where a guy will give you his hat to let other guys know you are taken.
A practice in the south, at least in Texas, where a guy will give you his hat to let other guys know you are taken.
“Omg, Amy! Randy gave me his hat,” said Julia.
“You know what that means,” said Amy.
“No,” said Julia.
“wear the hat ride the cowboy,” said Amy. Ok
“You know what that means,” said Amy.
“No,” said Julia.
“wear the hat ride the cowboy,” said Amy. Ok
by Green carrot June 01, 2023
A cautionary platitude expressing the frustrations and/or ambivalence towards a situation; an exclamation of humanity's futility in the face of insurmountable insanity, stupidity, or all-around wretchedness.
- Do you ever have one of those days when you can't begin to justify having gotten out of bed?
- I'd wear a hat on a day like that!
- Kevin's coming back from vacation on Monday, and he will be pissed!
- Wow, I'd wear a hat on a day like that!
- Hey Jerry, how's it going?
- Ugh, I had an 8:30 meeting with Bill yesterday.
- Ooof, I'd wear a hat on a day like that!
- I'd wear a hat on a day like that!
- Kevin's coming back from vacation on Monday, and he will be pissed!
- Wow, I'd wear a hat on a day like that!
- Hey Jerry, how's it going?
- Ugh, I had an 8:30 meeting with Bill yesterday.
- Ooof, I'd wear a hat on a day like that!
by Drew Garrison February 23, 2007