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weak tea 

When doing a "job" and the pay is not up to standers that would be seen a profitable
"The last two jobs we've had are weak tea, taking on passengers won't be near enough. We don't get paid for this cargo we don't have enough money to fuel the ship, let alone keep her in repair... she'll be dead in the water" -Malcolm Remolds from Fire Fly episode 1 "Serenity"
weak tea by Brian Wei June 10, 2008

Weak tea 

Another way of calling someone or something thing weak.
Bro: “I can easily take you down no problem.”
Dad: “Man, your weak tea.”
Weak tea by Sneakycat June 2, 2023

Your Tea's Weak 

An insult used towards people that specifies that they have weak insults and banter game.
Shut up man, your tea's weak!

Weak 1 Team 

a “Weak 1 Team” is a fantasy football team that has only won 1 game throughout 8 weeks when the fantasy football draft was held during the first NFL week thus compensating the owner with a win in week one, but then going on to lose 7 straight games.
Damn Lito, your “Weak 1 Team” sucks.
Weak 1 Team by Authentication Unit November 4, 2020

team hella weak 

used in reference to identify a conglomerate of people who are extremely wack for an assortment of reasons. rankings can be assigned to each person to categorize the level of wackness they possess.
R: Damn, I heard homie told this girl he liked her on myspace
J: The fuck? That's some different shit
R: Yeah, that nigga is the captain of team hella weak
team hella weak by Joree August 7, 2007
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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