Something watered down compared to the alternative, from the practice of adding boiling water to normally brewed tea to create a drink with less flavor and/or caffeine.
When doing a "job" and the pay is not up to standers that would be seen a profitable
"The last two jobs we've had are weak tea, taking on passengers won't be near enough. We don't get paid for this cargo we don't have enough money to fuel the ship, let alone keep her in repair... she'll be dead in the water" -Malcolm Remolds from Fire Fly episode 1 "Serenity"
a “Weak 1 Team” is a fantasy football team that has only won 1 game throughout 8 weeks when the fantasy football draft was held during the first NFL week thus compensating the owner with a win in week one, but then going on to lose 7 straight games.
used in reference to identify a conglomerate of people who are extremely wack for an assortment of reasons. rankings can be assigned to each person to categorize the level of wackness they possess.
R: Damn, I heard homie told this girl he liked her on myspace J: The fuck? That's some different shit
R: Yeah, that nigga is the captain of team hella weak
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"