Wawawingus

When your dog of 6 years becomes severely overweight and you have to put it down due to health issues R/CHONKERS IT HAS A HEALTH ISSUE

Guy 1: Yeah man my dog had to get a wawawingus last night. She was 57 pounds she couldn't move and only screamed in pain.
Guy 2: damn lol

Wawawingus by pregnantmilfdog February 15, 2021

Wawawingus

When your dog becomes so overweight the only option is to put it down because it developed heart issues.

As redditors would say, r/chonkers IT IS OVERWEIGHT PLEASE IT HAS A HEALTH ISSUE OH MY GODDDDDD ITS SO FAT

Guy 1: Yeah man, really sucks, my dog had to be given the old wawawingus procedure. It was too fat to do anything, I could tell it was in severe pain.
Guy 2: damn what a fat fuck

Wawawingus by pregnantmilfdog February 15, 2021

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008