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Water the tomatoes
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When a
man's
penis
is so short that when he pees he pisses on his
balls
Son of a bitch
! My dick is so
shriveled up
from the
cold weather
that it made me water the tomatoes.
by
Breadfan4life
October 14, 2021
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