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An excruciatingly addictive social networking game involving the preparation and maintenance of cyber-food. It revolves around the premise of losing hours a day to playing it and, also, missing out on vital moments with loved ones because one can't be away from the cafe for too long or the food will spoil. Also, one can decorate, build, and renovate one's cafe all the while collecting new recipes that the app doesn't even allow players to print or download. . . so essentially, the food prepared in the game will never be able to be prepared in reality by the gamer.
Minister: "We are gathered here today, to celebr-"


Groom: "Fucking Cafe World"

Minister: (Whispers) "Oh Hell, that's right! I forgot my pot roast!"
by The Jazz Man's Fantastic April 08, 2011
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Condition which causes you to place an Amazon order, then shortly after remember something else you needed and place another order.
Wow, 10 Amazon boxes showed up on my door today. My Amazheimer's must be acting up again.

Person 1: Bro, your Amazheimer's is getting out of control.
Person 2: It's OK, I have Prime.
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Game played mostly by old house wifes who have nothing better to do with their life. Also played by those who can't cook in real life. The game invloves cooking fake food and being back on the computer at a set time to be sure the food doesn't spoil. It is the most pointless game on the internet.
Laura, you've been playing cafe world for 6 hours. GET THE FUCK OFF THE COMPUTER!

But my food goes off in 55 minuets.
by troutkiller3936 January 09, 2010
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