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1. The tradition of singing carols door to door.
2. An ancient tradition that exists of going from house to house on Christmas for Wassail. If you can't provide wassail for humble, tattered minstrels, you gotta turn over your debit card and PIN number immediately.
3. A refreshing, great tasting beverage that comes in cans.
"Enjoy the great taste of Wassail... in cans!"
Wassail by Joseph Grabko September 27, 2005
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wassailing

To embrace and enjoy a toast ,is the act of drinking alcohol and or the local drink ,walk around sing and enjoy a bountiful harvest . Modern day we wasel and and we sing from house to share the day.
Let's go wassailing around the neighborhood.
wassailing by AmandaPeaches January 14, 2017
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Wassailing

The act of being a professional childhood alcoholic, traveling door-to-door in search of the next fix, targeting wealthy neighbors. Common tactics include gaslighting, guilt tripping and other manipulative tactics.

**See original lyrics for further reference.
Kid: Hey bro I’m sober and hating it. Wanna go Wassailing after school and get shitfaced?

Friend: Duh.
Wassailing by Dr. Brostein December 20, 2022
1. To sing carols from house to house at Christmas

2. The act of grabbing the shaft of ones erect penis in one hand and using the palm of the other hand to rub the head in circulur motions. This can usually only be done for a few seconds at a time due to the head of the penis being so sensitive and giving the male a very intense overwhelming feeling.
When masturbating and no one is looking, i often like to Wassail for a few seconds.
Wassail by Evan February 5, 2004
a party where everyone drinks alchohol an gets shitfaced
ted got hammered and hit on his sister at the wassail

Wassail’d

When one has had to much wassail and gets drunk from it.
Man uncle Bob was wassail’d Up last night.
Wassail’d by Mattroid Prime December 25, 2018

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026