Washing the Dishes

Slang for beatin' ya' wang.

Equivalent to "beat your meat," "choking the chicken," and, "slapboxing your little homie."

Mom: "Little Jimmy, time for dinner."

Little Jimmy whilst aggressively pounding his schmeat: "One second mom, I'm busy washing the dishes."

Mom: "Oh, okay..wait, how are you washing the dishes in your room?"

Washing the Dishes by BUBBLEFART007 September 19, 2017

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washing the dishes

The act of fisting analy and vaginaly at the same time alternating each fist like a pumping action.

He was fisting both holes like he was washing the dishes

washing the dishes by Cymru am byth January 24, 2008

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Washing the dishes

When a woman masterbates

Oh, I just got done washing the dishes.

Washing the dishes by Sinawoman March 14, 2017

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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