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Warkom is a bunch of losers that Agilon, OHD, and RRU are taking care of. Known for their hate of furries and everything in the category, we'll make sure to sort them out.
I've heard of Warkom, aren't they a bunch of brain rotters on the internet?
Warkom by shogun and ronin July 19, 2023
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The resultant deep slumber following a protracted, intense, multi orgasmic or 'creative' masturbation session.
Im kinda horny but sleepy and flying solo. Imma gonna fap myself into a wankoma
Related Words
yea okay buddy i don’t believe you
jimmy- “bro i tapped that”
john- “warkoooo”
warko by maheyj May 22, 2019

Warmommy 

What people call Warmonger, a character from For Honor, when they have mommy issues.
Player 1: "HOLY SHIT I want Warmommy to fucking step on me!"
Player 2: "What the fuck."
Warmommy by MauricePog October 4, 2020

wankometer 

It's a device to measure how many wanks you are doing to the hour.
"Oy! You filthy little pervert! You were doing at least 40, and this is a built up area!"

"Sorry officer, I think my wankometer must be broken."

"OK sir put that throbbing red rod back in your trousers and we'll say no more about it."
wankometer by TommyTosspot April 11, 2009
Waskom is one of the smallest places in America. Having a population of just above 2000, this deep east Texas town will never be recognized for anything except possibly the one stop light and the traffic going out.
Waskom, Texas
Waskom by cashfive March 6, 2009

WARBOMBER 

Being the manliest man in the room.

Being so tank.

Coming top of the leaderboards in Modern Warfare 2
ElCaveO: "Who's that niggah?"

Retardo: "him? thats WARBOMBER!!!"

ElCaveO: "aaaah sheeet! we done son"
WARBOMBER by Spaghetti Head January 19, 2015
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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