Wardius

to take your best friend girlfriend away

Example B:I pulled a Wardius today

Example A:you did why did you do that to your bestfriend

Example B:He wasnt treating her right

Example A: WOW

by BlackKnight6789 March 27, 2011

wardish

Feeling the need to place an inanimate object into your rectum.

Wow you sure put that cucumber way up there ! Yeah I was defiantly feeling wardish today.

by yesssirbob January 13, 2013

wardish

a mutt language which is a presumed to be a combination of an inability to form cohesive thoughts with an innate instinct to revert to speaking Yiddish.

Roommate: Hey Steve how did the repairman turn the furnace on??
Steve: Ha, ya'whad! who?..its a secret..secret man. what furnace? You called a plumber?
Roommate: Damn it Steve, enough wardish. give me a straight answer.

by confused roommate December 3, 2007

Wardism

A Total Fuck up!
Made a big mistake

"Shit, i've just done a Wardism"

by Bergo November 20, 2007

Samuelis Wardis

A rare species of exotic bird commonly found around military barracks and often places of alcoholic consumption. Known to walk with an awkward gait and occasionally makes loud screeching sounds in combination with flapping in the presence of a female. While on the flip side, interest in females is demonstrated with a strange "bobbing" of his long head and neck that is distinct. Conversations with said females are both minimal and often inconsequential. Water is regarded as a foreign substance, the diet consists of Jack Daniels and toasted croissants.

"Look at that Samuelis Wardis attempting a mating dance over there, poor fellow"
"The poor Samuelis Wardis has no skills with the woman and has the inability to defend himself unless inebriated"

by OsamaBinPapa September 10, 2019