The nigga cootie war began in 2020. The cooties aka COVID-19 swept the nation as the African Americans went to war with nazis and trump supporters. One k pop singer went to help fight against the nazis with his brother poggers. Poggers succumbed to gun shit wounds in his anus.
The k pop singer made a tribute music video , returning to South Korea after the treacherous nigga cootie wars and his fallen brother poggers
Refers to nigga cootie war, from the famous kpop song singing Korean that sounds "nigga cootie war, poggers butthole".
This is a way of using the n word without getting criticized since you can just say you are speaking Korean, but really you are just saying the n word. Nigga just means "you are" in Korean.
If you use it enough, your friend might join you to sing "poggers butthole". Which is the sequel of this amazing sentence and you and your friends can get away with anything ;)
Joe: "OMFG you suck at this game lol"
Bill: "Nigga cootie war .... (sings it)"
Joe: "ay wtf you cant say that"
Bill: "wdym im just speaking Korean"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.