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war craft 

Im a level 50 wood elf. i'm resting right now to build up my hit points. bring me some cheetos and jolt cola, i'm gonna be up for another 8 hours playing this.

World of War Craft 

One of the most addictive games ever made, Exessive playing results in rapid weight gain, loss of social life, loss of all chance to procreate, carpool tunnel, and stopping the spread of STDs.
person 1: "hey the team is going out for some food, want to come?"

person 2: "Sorry i cant, im going on a epic raid In World of War Craft"

person 1: "fag"
World of War Craft by Tyler747 December 9, 2008

i, evax humbly submit a toast to nicholas alexander for successfully managing to pirate warcraft iii so he may play defense of the ancients. congratulations, nick. enjoy your dota. 

I, EvaX humbly submit a toast to Nicholas Alexander for successfully managing to pirate WarCraft III so he may play defense of the ancients. Congratulations, Nick. Enjoy your dota.

Warcraft Widow 

Girlfriend of person who is constantly playing World of WarCraft.
I never see him anymore, I'm such a Warcraft widow.
Warcraft Widow by xela September 1, 2008

world of warcraft 

World of Warcraft player: listen, man, i'll do anything, ANYTHING for just one more month of play! i'm serious, man, here, take my sister, take my penis, take my house, just don't take my level 56 troll rogue!
Guy: who the fuck are you anyway?
world of warcraft by ObeyZod September 25, 2005

world of warcraft 

The world's most effective form of birth control.
Pregnancy, Gonorrhea, Chlamydia, Herpes. These are just some of the things that World of Warcraft players need not be concerned about.
world of warcraft by Echelon April 8, 2008