wappler

a bad ass kid that is awesome at everything he does and bitches flock to him like birds.. most likely a god on the water. otherwise known as " wap "

girl: " oh my gosh! did you see that wap earlier?"
girl 2: " yeah! that wap was looking sexy as hell! "
girl: " i love me some wappler! "

by Wappppppppp August 20, 2008

wappler

an apple flavored apple that wavers easily when fishes swims the sea of shippers.

When the fishes are dominant, wapplers pop out like mushrooms.

by appler147 June 20, 2013

Wappler Bomb

A mixed alcoholic beverage. Essentially a Yager shot dropped into a glass of Vodka. The drink, known to cause severe blackouts, is consumed as a statement of solidarity among young men as part of a late night debauchery session. J. Wappler is credited for inventing and popularizing the drink in Chicago among young professionals. Due to its strength, being offered to take a Wappler Bomb is a sign of ultimate respect for one’s drinking ability.

- Dude, I blacked out last night. can't remember a thing
- Why? Had a Wappler Bomb?

by MoGreen January 23, 2009

Wapple Rap

Verse 1
You’re playing Minecraft in a cave lookin’ for diamonds
That’s funny, I’m in the same cave lookin’ for miners
‘Cause my sexual attraction to minors is major
Can’t even play hopscotch without poppin’ a rager
Always been a pervert, so I accept the insults
When I was a kid, I fuckin’ molested adults
So Shoe0nHead, Deadwing, and MoistHypoCr1TiKaL
If you bitches think I give a motherfuckin’ shit if y’all—
Get me banned again, get off that crack you smokin’
And you can’t pretend this fuckin’ track ain’t smokin’
Token like the black friend, roll you over, backspin
Roll over, you won’t look back when I’m over you I knew Max when—
He only had 4K subs, all Ls
No dubs, no love, hold up ‘cause sho’nuff
I fucked every damn chance I’ve been givin’
Priapism, never led up, the sky’s the limit
I’d say mind your business, but I need mindless critics
To advertise my sick shit, you say I’m addicted?
But you keep humping my leg, now that’s addiction
No rap, no convictions, but I rap with conviction
You still got suspicion that I’m a pedo
I’m surprised I’m not, ‘cause my Mom the lesbo
Had a bitch, but she thought I was special
I’ll never forget the time she said so
She kicked me out ‘cause she was afraid she'd rape me
Her little sixteen year old baby, it breaks me
And if I ever have my own kid who hates me
I promise I’ll at least wait until you’re eighteen

person: cuties is my fav movie!🥺
me: Wapple Rap moment

by *magicalkitten* March 1, 2023

Wampler

Hack writer for examiner.com known for trading hjs for links on fark. Links generate cash per click, and he earns enough above his Jergens lotion expenses to keep spamming. Typical articles include a youtube embed and 2.4 sentences of 5th grade level commentary.

Wow, 4 Wampler links in a row, Drew must have been treating his mods to a round of hjs

by Cory Fart November 15, 2010

wappersnaily

transitive verb: The lusty jiggle of breasts free from the confines of a brassiere. Witnesses prefer to view such an event when erect nipples point forward rather than toward the floor.

Witness A: "Holy Mother of Christ, those tits are swinging like punch balls and staring me in the eyes."
Witness B: *licks lips* "Oh, wappersnaily, you are an extraordinary gift to humankind."

by packinglistenclosed October 19, 2009

wampler

A fart so strong that it hurts on the way out.

Ow what a wampler, I feel like my ass ripped open!

by Wamplin Warrior November 29, 2009