Wankwhammed

When you are caught masturbating.

Tom looks upset, he must have gotten wankwhammed.

Wankwhammed by invaderzim444 March 26, 2010

wankhammer 

An intensifier to the term wanker. A fool; a rube; an ineffectual person.

"Did you hear that pollster trying to explain that the polls are right, and everyone else is wrong? What a total wankhammer!"

wankhammer by Chris Baskind January 9, 2009

Wingwhammed 

To be betrayed particularly by someone who is just not quick enough. A fucky cock.

I've been wingwhammed! Double wingwhammed even!

Wingwhammed by Mary Jesus August 4, 2024

Wingwhammed 

To bamboozle and exploit.

Fuck guys. The fucking fucks wingwhammed me again!

Wingwhammed by Trexjeff August 5, 2024