wanker tank 

Large SUV's driven by (riff raff), fotballers and other such common folk in London. Usually these vehicles have tinted windows and several other shiny modifications.

Look, there's John Terry in his wanker tank

wanker tank by Sandenc October 16, 2006

Wanker tank 

Noun.

A large luxury SUVs typically driven by rich white suburb moms.
Not a "soccer mom" van.
Eg. BMW X5,X6, Any Range Rover, G-class, Macan & cayennes.

Oh look, shazzy's mum is out on her wanker tank again

Wanker tank by 1025soulja October 11, 2021

wanker tank 

Large SUV's driven by (riff raff), fotballers and other such common folk in London. Usually these vehicles have tinted windows and several other shiny modifications.

Look, there's John Terry in his wanker tank

wanker tank by Sandenc October 16, 2006

tank wanker

one who jerks off to asses...usually used when describing a homosexual.

guy number 1- "dude, lets go to that party tonight"
guy number 2- "no way, theres gunan be to many tank wankers there"

tank wanker by yo mamma November 22, 2002

Wanker Tanker 

The non PC version of Chelsea Tractor

Here comes Lydia in her new Range Rover Wanker Tanker. There goes the disabled space at Waitrose

Wanker Tanker by ThroatPunch May 2, 2021

Tanker Wanker Spanker 

(n) 1. One of a group of badasses (except Dave) who work on battle tanks; (n) 2. A name given to Tank Mechanics by skinny white boys (Optic Techs) (n) 3. MOS 2146

Come on Tanker Wanker Spankers, its chow time.

Tanker Wanker Spanker by xllx_NeO_xllx October 17, 2006

WankerTanker 

When you wank your penis so many times in one day that it turns red. Like the local fire truck.

Dude I had the biggest wankertanker yesterday. I thought it was permanent.

WankerTanker by BigJdogSwizzle June 13, 2017