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wanker spanker 

Something resembling a cockslap. Usually across their other partner's face or genitals.
Mary confessed to her boyfriend that she just gets wild of being wanker spanked.
wanker spanker by Lacey January 18, 2005

Wanker Spanker 

is a person who spanks someone while they are beatin off
That stupid ass is a fuckin wanker spanker.
Wanker Spanker by Mitch Thomas October 27, 2004

Tanker Wanker Spanker 

(n) 1. One of a group of badasses (except Dave) who work on battle tanks; (n) 2. A name given to Tank Mechanics by skinny white boys (Optic Techs) (n) 3. MOS 2146
Come on Tanker Wanker Spankers, its chow time.

Spanker Wanker 

someone who spanks thier dick to try and ejaculate
hey look at spanker wanker slapping his dick ha ha ha.
Spanker Wanker by juddah March 30, 2009

SPANKER WANKER 

A GIANT WANKER THAT MAKES ALL THE BOIIS SCREAM
GIRL1:DID U SEE CALEBS SPANKER WANKER
GIRL 2: YEAH IT BARELY FITS

Spanner Wanker

Another definition of a Stoker, a MEM (Marine Engineering Mechanic) in the Royal Navy.
That Spanner Wanker is a right greasy bugger.
Spanner Wanker by Mr Rusher August 21, 2007
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

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Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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