by DoctorEbola December 03, 2018
by Fletcher Cox December 08, 2004
1. Literally, to jerk off.
2. Figuratively, to do something in a self-indulgent, excessive, and ultimately ineffective manner.
2. Figuratively, to do something in a self-indulgent, excessive, and ultimately ineffective manner.
1. Looking back on my childhood, I'm grateful my mom never caught me wanking off.
2. That solo felt like it went on forever. The guitar player is such a wank off!
2. That solo felt like it went on forever. The guitar player is such a wank off!
by BillyPilgrim479 February 21, 2019
To masturbate, hold the hot dog, however you want to say it - for a man to give himself sexual pleasure. It may also be used as the object of the sentence, if a woman or gay man holds their partner's genitals in a position to make them cum.
by GuidoPosse69 February 08, 2005
1) Mom was horrified when she caught Jimmy wanking off to internet porn.
2) Would you quit wanking off and get back to work already?
2) Would you quit wanking off and get back to work already?
by PapaPalpatine2008 May 14, 2015
A competition of who can wank the longest, at full speed, without cumming.
11 years and younger can't play cause they never will cum.
11 years and younger can't play cause they never will cum.
by bastardized bottomburp May 28, 2003
Kolby: “Hey, I’m about to go wank off, wanna watch?”
Henry: “Sure, can I join?”
Kolby: “Of course!”
Kolby: “AHHHHH! Yessss! *smack smack smack* OMG THIS IS GOOD.
Henry: “AHHHHHHHH! I’m loving this. I’m gay. Fuck me?
Kolby: “YES! DOGGY STYLE? LETS GO! *MOANS* FUCK THIS IS GOOD.
Henry: “Sure, can I join?”
Kolby: “Of course!”
Kolby: “AHHHHH! Yessss! *smack smack smack* OMG THIS IS GOOD.
Henry: “AHHHHHHHH! I’m loving this. I’m gay. Fuck me?
Kolby: “YES! DOGGY STYLE? LETS GO! *MOANS* FUCK THIS IS GOOD.
by José Handjob March 27, 2018