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Walton High School

One of the top schools in the state of Georgia both in sports and academics. It is inhabited mostly by retarded children with obscenely wealthy parents. The students usually have a sense of entitlement, and are usually stupider than the average blade of grass. The Asian (and the occasionally brilliant white) populations are the sole reason the school is ranked so highly. The school is divided up into a number of groups of people. Namely preps, jocks, emo, skater, black, wanna-be black, nerd, and all around idiots. Walton also has one of the highest drug abuse rates in the area, as nearly all non-nerds regularly smoke a whole lot of weed.

The average valedictorian at Walton will have a GPA of around 4.775, while the lower end of the class usually hits around 1.7. The School's valedictorian has been an Asian for many years.

Walton's facilities currently include 176 highly trained staff members, 32 Advanced Placement courses, four tennis courts, two gyms, a recently renovated football field (raider valley) and a baseball field (raider mountain). The school allows seniors to drive to school, though the school is known to have some of the worst parking lot traffic in the area.
Senior: I can't believe it took me an hour to get out of the parking lot yesterday!!!!

Typical student at Walton High School
Parent: I hope you enjoy school today honey. Drive safe in your brand new Bugatti Veyron.
Student: I HATE YOU! I HATE LIFE! I HATE EVERYTHING!
Parent: Okay dear, have fun.
by The white asain January 6, 2011
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Walton High School

A high school located in suburban Atlanta (truly, it is in Cobb County). It was deemed a School of Excellence, one of the top 5% high schools in America, and a "Cool School" by ABC news. The school population is broken up into preppy/jocks, whores/partiers, scene/skater kids, black people and the people who think they're black, and nerds. The preppy population definately outweighs the rest. The school is also in the AAAAA regions for most of its sports.
Dodgen girl: "Wow, I'm really bummed that I have to go to Pope next year! It sounds like no fun compared to Walton!"
Dodgen boy: "Yeah, I'm phsyced to go to Walton High School. I ride skateboards so I can hang out in front of the lunchroom and in the Ashtray like other scene kids!"
by EastCobbSnob May 29, 2009
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A school full of kids who smoke weed , freshmen dating seniors , juuling in the bathroom , and ass sports teams, especially in basketball and soccer.
Person #1 : We lost our game last night 46-2.
Person #2 : Oh , so you go to Walton High School?
by LoserVlbes999 November 14, 2019
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wilton high school gymnastics

1. one word: hottttt
2. coolest girls you will ever meet
3. talented
4. pain, what does that mean?
5. celery celery crunch crunch....we're cool
6. the funnest team to ever be on
7. more than cool to watch---it's full of serious, driven girls
Dude, those WHS gymnasts are awesome.
by warrior April 20, 2005
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Wilton High School Girls Swim Team .. what a joke

1. Hot girls
2. Talented...ever heard of it?
3. Coolest kids everrrr!!
4. Won the New Canaan dual meet...remember?
5. Always have the best ideas to make meets fun
6. Kit Harding is my GOD
7. Yeah we do...Its sickk..but we take care of our points in SWIMMING...hence the name SWIM meet
8. Rivals? Since you want to be so bad...
9. Those shirts were my idea bitches...and a damn good one at that
10. Bitch please...
The Wilton High School Girls Swim Team is the best swim team ever...see you next year!
by Lady Warriors<3 April 11, 2005
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Wilton High School Girls Swim Team .. what a joke

..too bad you cared so much that you had to shave and taper for fciacs. and if dual meets mean nothing, why so teary? and by the way, we werent in your class AND we still beat your relays at opens. ramburgersssss
where do you come up with this stuff ramburgers???
by Lady Warriors<3 April 26, 2005
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Wilton High School Girls Swim Team .. what a joke

1. Ugly Men
2. Butch
3. LOSERS
4. Lost to New Canaan Girls Swim & Dive Team
5. Poor exuse for good sportsmanship
6. Hey - Kit Harding...
STEP DOWN.
7. They have a diving team??? ...
8. Wish they were the New Canaan Girls Swim Team's rival.... (b/c they aren't good enough to have a rival)...
9. GUESS YOU'RE GUNNA HAVE TO TRY HARDER THAN MAKING T-SHIRTS THAT SAY "Ramburger" ...
10. ...Bitches.
"Got Ramburgers??" .... HAHA... you're cool.
by ~ * NC RAMS! ~ * April 5, 2005
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