Wallet Mouth

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During a fight or an altercation, if one of the participants is knocked unconcious the victor (or a spectator) places a wallet in the victims mouth so as to prevent him from choking on his own tongue. Usually after getting wallet mouthed the victor ends up getting a free victory fuck from the loser's girlfriend.

He got wallet mouthed after talking trash to an arabian bear fighter. Subsequently Alex's girlfriend couldn't walk straight for a week.

Wallet Mouth by Kadoo34 October 19, 2009

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Wallet mouth

A person that would Say or do anything for money, because a full wallet is worth their morality and ethics

that wallet mouth betrayed us for pocket change

Wallet mouth by anonymous April 19, 2021

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Moth Wallet Brag

To brag about something or someone that has made you completely broke or poor. The analogy is to old cartoons where once the wallet is opened, moths fly out to show the character(s) as being out of money.

I love working on my KWA aeg, I'm just gonna post a moth wallet brag post on reddit and see what ideas people give me.

Moth Wallet Brag by Cvpigunguy April 13, 2019

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Month of the Empty Wallet

The month of November for gamers. Tons of Triple-A games come out every week of November which causes the gamer's wallet to always be empty. In November 2013, Two new consoles will be released as well as tons of launch titles.

"Hey man! Can you spot me 10 bucks?" "Can't bro I just bought the new Call of Duty, Halo, and Assassin's Creed! Happy Month of the Empty Wallet!"

Month of the Empty Wallet by Jakefiz September 10, 2013

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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