Wallet Mouth

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During a fight or an altercation, if one of the participants is knocked unconcious the victor (or a spectator) places a wallet in the victims mouth so as to prevent him from choking on his own tongue. Usually after getting wallet mouthed the victor ends up getting a free victory fuck from the loser's girlfriend.

He got wallet mouthed after talking trash to an arabian bear fighter. Subsequently Alex's girlfriend couldn't walk straight for a week.

Wallet Mouth by Kadoo34 October 19, 2009

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Wallet mouth

A person that would Say or do anything for money, because a full wallet is worth their morality and ethics

that wallet mouth betrayed us for pocket change

Wallet mouth by anonymous April 19, 2021

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Moth Wallet Brag

To brag about something or someone that has made you completely broke or poor. The analogy is to old cartoons where once the wallet is opened, moths fly out to show the character(s) as being out of money.

I love working on my KWA aeg, I'm just gonna post a moth wallet brag post on reddit and see what ideas people give me.

Moth Wallet Brag by Cvpigunguy April 13, 2019

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Month of the Empty Wallet

The month of November for gamers. Tons of Triple-A games come out every week of November which causes the gamer's wallet to always be empty. In November 2013, Two new consoles will be released as well as tons of launch titles.

"Hey man! Can you spot me 10 bucks?" "Can't bro I just bought the new Call of Duty, Halo, and Assassin's Creed! Happy Month of the Empty Wallet!"

Month of the Empty Wallet by Jakefiz September 10, 2013

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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