Walking like an Egyptian 

When your guts are so upset you're literally exploding at both ends.

Hence replicating the 'Walk like an Egyptian' dance.

Heard RaRa had a bad reheated curry yesterday.
Yeah, poor bugger was walking like an Egyptian all night.

Walking like an Egyptian by Kiz... December 18, 2022

Walking like an Egyptian 

When you've got a rumbling tummy and are sitting on the toilet and feel the urge to blow chunks - effectively ejecting on both ends. Phrase typically associated with the physical reenactment during conversation

*definition relates to hand gestures during conversation*

“Yeah man, last night was rough. I was sitting on the toilet and all of a sudden had to puke- losing it on both ends”

“Oh man, that’s tough. Basically you were just walking like an Egyptian?”

“Exactly… tough night”

Walking like an Egyptian by JLOBSTER April 1, 2023