Walking like an Egyptian

When you've got a rumbling tummy and are sitting on the toilet and feel the urge to blow chunks - effectively ejecting on both ends. Phrase typically associated with the physical reenactment during conversation
*definition relates to hand gestures during conversation*

“Yeah man, last night was rough. I was sitting on the toilet and all of a sudden had to puke- losing it on both ends”

“Oh man, that’s tough. Basically you were just walking like an Egyptian?”

“Exactly… tough night”
by JLOBSTER April 01, 2023
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all systems go

when one is defecating and feels the urge to urinate in consequence
dude i was taking a huge dukie and i felt the need to let all systems go
by JLOBSTER January 24, 2011
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