Walking Taco

A bag of doritos with everything that taco would have. But with nasty taco meat. Later one after eating one you will blow ass extremely bad. Can cause intense burning of the anus
Jim Hey did you see the shot the the cyclones player missed. Tonya no i didnt i was eating and walking taco and blew ass everywhere.
by ISU Taco February 09, 2010
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Walking Taco

The act of walking after eating laxative-ridden food (or otherwise poor quality food) to the bathroom. Usually accompanied by the pinching of butt-cheeks to prevent poop from falling out. eg. like rolling up the end of a taco to prevent meat from falling out as you eat it.
Dude, I had to walking taco myself after dinner last night. I left a trail all the way to the toilet.
by McStool the Second April 13, 2014
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When someone takes a shit in a woman's purse.
Dude, I totally made that chick's purse a walking taco!
by dslam1 January 12, 2011
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When a mounted turret in Halo 3 is detached and a player is walking around with it.
Watch out, the walking taco is mobile.
by brothajamal July 09, 2009
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"Hey do you know what a walking Taco is?" "Yeah, Its Zion on a tuesaday
by Real Fax August 06, 2020
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Put the females right leg over your left shoulder and the left over the right... then stand up and eat her out while walking around.
We barely made it into her house before I was blindly walking taco around her place trying to find her bedroom
by TheToJo March 18, 2020
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I hope this party has walking tacos the last one was a sausage fest.
by pseudidilyodonym November 23, 2009
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