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wake and take 

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Wake and Take is when you wake up and go to your cousins room and take his or her virginity away.
cousin #1: i think i’m going to pull a wake and take on my cousin

cousin #2: oh no, better tape my ass shut
wake and take by mothers penis April 1, 2020
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wake and take 

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waking up and listening to Taking Back Sunday first thing
this morning i decided to wake and take and then i put the definition in urban dictionary.
wake and take by weirdhat92 November 16, 2010
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wake and take and bake 

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to wake up, take a final exam, and get baked.
Yo we got that final exam tomorrow. Wanna wake and take and bake?
wake and take and bake by Poppa Raj January 4, 2008
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Wake it and take it 

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The act to awakening ones partner with sexual intercourse without waiting for consent.
I was too fucked up on coke last night so I had to hit her with the wake it and take it.
Wake it and take it by Dee34673 April 28, 2021
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Kidnapping is an Easter egg, you look at your consumer electronics, take a nap, and wake up bully from--- 

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square grouper

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Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead 

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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting

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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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