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Waffle-stomp

When you're a semi-big boy and you take a poo poo in the shower and stomp it with your wet foot down the drain. This most commonly occurs in schools, but some retards even do it at home.
Disabled swim coach: Well what the kids are doing now is this thing called waffle-stomping, where they stick a turd on the shower drain and stomp it straight through... It drains straight to the pool... I've had to clean up 3 stomps this month.
Hall monitor Helen: Ay, no running you cock sucker.
Waffle-stomp by Markosos G. October 5, 2018

waffle stomp 

to defecate in the shower and then proceed to try to stomp it down the drain with your foot
In a hurry to cover up the evidence, she waffle stomped.
waffle stomp by Leia Nelson May 21, 2005

waffle stomp 

When you take a shit in the shower, and stomp it down the drain with your foot.
If I get drunk enough tonight, I'm gonna use it as an excuse to waffle stomp my ex's shower. Fuck her house party!
waffle stomp by Smooth Buns 69 January 15, 2014

waffle stomp 

the act of stepping on feces in the shower as to push it down the drain through the slotted drain cover creating a waffle like poop squirt. waffle stomped - past, waffle stomping - present progressive waffle stomper - nasty hoe
After eating some taco bell, bad bottom bitch Bobby used his fleet enema while taking a shower at the local bath house. To his horror, the drain cover was welded in place, forcing Bobby to waffle stomp the massive dookie down the drain.
waffle stomp by HellaGood1999 June 17, 2018

Waffle Stomp 

Something that curly-haired homeschoolers enjoy doing.
Sully decided to waffle stomp our shower. He defecated onto the shower drain and then ground the fecal matter through the grate with his bare feet.
Waffle Stomp by doorbell master September 30, 2021

waffle stomp 

when you shit standing up in the shower and stomp it down the drain with your heel
i had to waffle stomp lats night because i couldnt hold it in long enough
waffle stomp by Yomomgym December 20, 2019

Waffle Stomp 

Stomp a turd down a shower drain.
A bunch of coronavirus paranoid dickhead s stockpiled all the toilet paper, now I have to waffle stomp my shit at home.
Waffle Stomp by CheesySoup March 5, 2020
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fache-couture 

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Usage:
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* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
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