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waffle stomping 

Waffle stomping is when you shit in the shower and step on it to make it go down the drain.
Evan was Waffle Stomping in the shower this morning...
waffle stomping by Lao'Tso May 24, 2007
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Waffle Stomping 

The act of taking a massive dump in a shower and stomping it down the drain.
"I was pressed for time, so I had to do a Waffle Stomping this morning"

Waffle stomping 

Taking a shit on the shower drain and stomping it in to clog the drain
We were late cause we were Waffle stomping in the girls bathroom
Waffle stomping by Creamy santa January 21, 2017

Waffle Stomping 

The act of using your foot to smush excrement through a shower drain.
“Dude, I showed my girlfriend how I do the Waffle Stomping trick and she found it awesome!”
Waffle Stomping by Dilsers May 31, 2021

Waffle stomping

Waffle stomping is the act of shitting in a shower or bath tub and stomping it down for the next person to rub their toes in and marinate.
I just went waffle stomping for the first time, the most beautiful pastime I’ve ever had and I wouldn’t trade it for a million gallons of Amouranth’s breast milk. Something about the way the scat filled the little spaces between my toes just warms my heart and brightens my day. 4.5/5 ⭐️ would recommend on a Saturday night.

Reverse Belgium Waffle Stomping

A term of German origin, meaning the act of inserting one’s foot into the anus of another person while they are defecating
I watched your mom give your dad a Reverse Belgium Waffle Stomping last night

wafflestomping 

Shitting in the shower and mashing it down the drain.
I didn't have time to get out of the shower, so I had to resort to wafflestomping. Note to self: shit first, then shower.
wafflestomping by weenaak July 5, 2010
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
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- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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