Waffle stomping is the act of shitting in a shower or bath tub and stomping it down for the next person to rub their toes in and marinate.
I just went waffle stomping for the first time, the most beautiful pastime I’ve ever had and I wouldn’t trade it for a million gallons of Amouranth’s breast milk. Something about the way the scat filled the little spaces between my toes just warms my heart and brightens my day. 4.5/5 ⭐️ would recommend on a Saturday night.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."