The act of gang stomping a fascist or Nazi with shoes or work boots, creating a waffle pattern on the face and neck consistent with the tread of the footwear.
Saw some proud boys and patriotfrontguys in town. We threw a waffle party so they get even less laid.
A party where you bring batter and make waffles. Unlike a pancake party which usually takes place at around 2 am, it is during the day usually around 12 PM. Classier than a pancake party.
Sarah: were you invited to the waffle party??
Amy: yeah I was!! Making my batter right now see you there!!
A person who constantly changes their mind about going to a party. Generally the frequency of the changes increases as the time of the party draws closer.
Honey - the party is tonight, are you sure you still want to go?
Yes, I think so, but maybe not, we'll have to see how I feel tonight.
You're such a Party Waffler
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.