the impression that is left on a girls ass after she has pressed it against a chain link fence to have sex with a man on the opposide side of the fence
by Bucca Bandit October 16, 2008
Get the Waffle Assmug. The Impression of a chain link fence that is left on a girls ass after she has had sex with someone through the sex.
by Flightdoc October 4, 2008
Get the Waffle Assmug. Waffle Ass is a term used to refer to a womans posterior after it has been spanked enough times in any given direction to leave the imprints resembling that of a waffle.
"Girl, I'll spank yo ass so many times you'll have waffle ass for a week."
or
"I was diggin this chick 'til i saw she had been waffle assed by some dude minutes prior to our date."
or
"I was diggin this chick 'til i saw she had been waffle assed by some dude minutes prior to our date."
by Jason Landrie February 13, 2006
Get the Waffle Assmug. A common occurrence inside penitentiaries. When one inmate presses his shaved butt cheeks against the grate of a SHU recreation cage, while his homeboy in the next cage sticks his meat shank through said grate and proceeds to beat those shit cakes.
by Gaysofthunder69 February 25, 2020
Get the Waffle Assmug. When a man has the imprint of the shower drain on his ass after hot sex with a woman. In order to achieve this look the man should sit directly on the drain while the woman bounces on him. After this violent escapade the man's ass will have a design resembling an Eggo.
by Leggomyeggo11 December 17, 2010
Get the Waffle Assmug. N. An alcoholic pothead.
Etymology - Describes a blacked out pothead's ass after he sits on the waffle iron. Typically only achieved with a BAL above .4%, some may find marijuana is not necessary to achieve this effect, but ganga has been scientifically shown to increase your odds of making waffles 1000%. Usually one comes out of his or her blackout only once one's flesh begins to char. Mmm, burned human ass flesh.
Etymology - Describes a blacked out pothead's ass after he sits on the waffle iron. Typically only achieved with a BAL above .4%, some may find marijuana is not necessary to achieve this effect, but ganga has been scientifically shown to increase your odds of making waffles 1000%. Usually one comes out of his or her blackout only once one's flesh begins to char. Mmm, burned human ass flesh.
by ***fuck you, the mighty fucker April 2, 2011
Get the Waffle Assmug. The interesting looking red impressions made on your butt/leg when sitting on a textured surface for a long period of time.
Usually only occurs while wearing a swim suit, athletic shorts, or other light garments.
Usually only occurs while wearing a swim suit, athletic shorts, or other light garments.
We sat down on the pool deck and listened to our coach talk for 30 minutes. By the end, I had waffle ass from the tiles on the floor
by Indomitable798 June 16, 2009
Get the Waffle Assmug.