The awkward pants-around-your-ankles shuffle you are forced to do when the last person didn't replace the toilet paper and the spares are far out of reach.
Curse you brother for forcing the waddle of shame upon me! Replace the toilet paper when you finish the roll!
by liliawhisper April 9, 2015
The act of waddling - with pants down around the ankles - from one public bathroom stall to the next in search of paper with which to clean the poo from ones unwiped poopchute. This movement is typically used when a tiny piece of turd neglected to dislodge itself from said rusty balloon knot and their is little more than one square of shit ticket left in said stall and the person that has performed the shit wants not to incur a skid mark on their undergarments.
Ahmed is such a dipshit, he should know by now that the county is fiscally challenged and made a cognisant decision to forego toilet paper in all county schools, oh well I guess I will have inform Mrs Parrymore that he will be late to class again due to his 2 hour turd waddle
by cornfritter October 21, 2010
To receive head from an elderly female with a large, flabby waddle. During the hummer, the receiver will swat her waddle back and forth while she bobs the knob up and down. At climax, it is customary and appropriate to yank the waddle straight down to help open the throat.
Last week at the over 60's Canasta game, Morty met a lady friend with a flabby, old saggy waddle. He talked her into the janitor closet between hands and she gobbled his goo during a climactic Waddle Job.
by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2015
by Wulffman December 23, 2010
That walk to the toilet when you haven't hit poop sweat stage, but your body is done waiting for you to go to the bathroom voluntarily.
by PWdefiner July 17, 2017
by Toiletpaperbandit February 14, 2014
some rich person when they walk down the street in the afternoon with their dog or cat.
How do they have time to walk down the street when you have to deliver 1000 packages.
How do they have time to walk down the street when you have to deliver 1000 packages.
Waddle Dee walks down the street carelessly
by Anonguyson March 20, 2023