The awkward pants-around-your-ankles shuffle you are forced to do when the last person didn't replace the toilet paper and the spares are far out of reach.
Curse you brother for forcing the waddle of shame upon me! Replace the toilet paper when you finish the roll!
by liliawhisper April 9, 2015
The awkward, embarrassing waddling motion towards the bathroom every girl on her period makes when, upon standing after sitting/lying down, a large rush of blood and uterine lining uncontrollably exits the body all at once, and leaks beyond the present pad or tampon. The waddling motion is to avoid blood dripping down the legs due to the movement.
by definitionatorizer April 29, 2014
The painful, embarrassing, and symbolic walk back towards your friends after you have taken a massive smash. It shows that you have just taken an ass-ripping shit that may or may not have destroyed the piping system in the victim's toilet
by mayonaise boots March 31, 2015
by Innocent bystander. February 20, 2014
When a man ejaculates onto himself while his pants are down, and he must waddle to the bathroom/closet/wardrobe with his pants around his ankles
Tad: Is Chad still living with his parents?
Scrad: Nah, his mom caught him doing the waddle of shame and kicked him out
Scrad: Nah, his mom caught him doing the waddle of shame and kicked him out
by Brodingus IIV October 7, 2023