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"what the french toast!?!" The way to say wtf in a younger group of people or peoples.
"WTFT?!? Why cant I find my attendance list?!?!" Yelled Bob, a elementary school teacher.
wtft by Hentaimaste111 December 12, 2007
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WTFT?!? • wtftastic • wtftacosvr • wtftalk • WTFTF • wtfth • wtfti • WTFTIROW • wtftm • Wtftma
What the French Toast!

An Exclamation of Surprise often in the negative connotation. Used often as a replacement for what the fuck around children or in polite company.

Wtft!!?!? That guy just flipped me off for no reason!
wtft by WoodenTron February 16, 2009
John: I ate your cookies Dave.
Dave: WTFT John?!
WTFT by Moses King November 22, 2018
meaning What the french toast? a nice way to say wtf (what the fuck) cleanly
What the french toast, they broke my camera!!

WTFT?!? Thats my seat!!
WTFT?!? by WingateU November 15, 2007
acronym: "whatever the fuck that means"

commonly used after something vague or ambiguous has been said. Also used when a difficult word arises in conversation or reading.
"She said that I don't get her, wtftm..."
Brutus's betrayal was egregious, wtftm.

wtf whatever ambiguous vague huh uh
wtftm by Ted Mahla October 22, 2010

WTFTIROW 

(acronym); "What the f*ck, this is really on Wikipedia?"
Used to explain incredulity that something on the interwebs has made it to Wikipedia.
"You've gotta be kidding me, WTFTIROW? Whoa, it's definitely hit the mainstream"
WTFTIROW by agentmonkey September 29, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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