Dandyman: I heard
you knew how to make an
entrance. If I had known you were going to do all this, I would have hung some Union Jacks for you.
Alucard: Hold on! Did you put all this on for me? Who are you?
Dandyman: I am Tubalcain Alhambra or the "Dandyman." I may or may not have fed a lie to the local policia that in return for your capture I would give them
immortality.
Alucard: And they fucking bought that?!
Dandyman: Like discount pichi.
Alucard: You cheeky dick waffle!