A person responsible for ruining the Subaru WRX's image. these people can be seen at your local mall/shopping center driving around in circles over revving the shit out of their 4 cylinder turbocharged engine in a pathetic attempt to compensate for their microscopic penis. new era hat flipped backwards, sideburns< fart exhaust + squeaky blow off valve score them bonus WRX bat points.
WRX bat "please give me attention, I have no life and a tiny penis, someone please kill me". -classic WRX bat
by Plotbert February 2, 2008