WENIS::a person, or mother, who makes her daughter(who does nothing but get on the internet all day) get off of line; and clean, not just clean SCRUB EVERYTHING;including doing white laundry;ie. fucking crazy bullshit.
by brenduh and VITA August 14, 2005
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by kcpooh January 16, 2008
i walk in the lunch line and a dude bumps into me
Me: Hey man you just bumped into my wenis!!!
Dude: Woa man lets not get personal here im feeling wierd
Me: Did you know i can almost touch my wenis with my tongue?
Dude: K, your freaking me out man
Me: I touched my best friend with my wenis because he wanted to see if it was all scratched up from the time i fell on the cement
Dude: Thats it im leaving stay away from me
Me: Hey man you just bumped into my wenis!!!
Dude: Woa man lets not get personal here im feeling wierd
Me: Did you know i can almost touch my wenis with my tongue?
Dude: K, your freaking me out man
Me: I touched my best friend with my wenis because he wanted to see if it was all scratched up from the time i fell on the cement
Dude: Thats it im leaving stay away from me
by Spidey Alex July 28, 2006
Random Stranger: *grabs elbow*
You: Dude! I can feel you squeezing my wenis!!!!!
Random Stranger: Umm...
You: OMG!!! I can feel pain!!!!!!!! Theres something wrong with my wenis!!!!
Random Stranger: *backs away*
You: Will you squeeze my wenis and see if it feels pain.
Random Stranger: STAY AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: Dude! I can feel you squeezing my wenis!!!!!
Random Stranger: Umm...
You: OMG!!! I can feel pain!!!!!!!! Theres something wrong with my wenis!!!!
Random Stranger: *backs away*
You: Will you squeeze my wenis and see if it feels pain.
Random Stranger: STAY AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Wenis.... March 15, 2011