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Wapel is a person who tries to ruin a fun time people have going.Typically goes for a group.Waspel originated on Gaia Online,a social interfacing website.Waspel is a joke people use to get a reaction out of people,so getting this reaction they try make sexual texts for example "OPEN YOUR LEGS WIDE." They always make it in caps to assure you see it.A Waspel will ignore any request to stop or any mocking you say.
O YA LEGS OPEN WIDE""INSERT IT HERE,BABY." "O YA WASPEL.
Waspel by . Anonymous. June 26, 2010
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capital wasteland 

1. The main location in a popular video game called Fallout 3 ( Basically a destroyed Washington D . C )

2. The real Washington D . C could still be considered a Capital Wasteland due to crime , crooked cops , crooked politicians , as well as it's strange on again off again gun ban laws that violate the constitution from the same country and so forth.
( example 1 ) Gamer 1 : " I killed a super mutant at the capital wasteland. "

Gamer 2 : " I didn't know you liked Fallout 3 ".

( example 2 ) Man 1 : " I got a job working for the government. "

Man 2 : " Really where at ? "

Man 1: " The Capital Wasteland. "
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Wastelander

A person who not only loves freaking out at the annual end-of-days, blast zone celebration known as Wasteland Weekend, but carries that love into the rest of the year, enjoying things such as, (but not limited to), Mad Max, Fallout, The Blood of Heroes, and getting together/finding other Wastelanders to revel in the sun-scorched, bleach-boned, spiked-leather goodness of the post-apocalypse.
After months of raiding, the Wastelanders are gathering and headed to the Mojave to revel in madness and exult in their spoils.
Wastelander by liveMike May 18, 2013
The Appalachian slang for the plural of wasps.
waspers by poor moe, poor moe July 14, 2009

human wasteland

Someone who is beyond blackout drunk, yet somehow still awake and interacting with other people. The rare step a few special people can reach between "totally wasted" and "hospitalized". Usually requires a party or event of shit show proportions.
"Did you see that kid almost fall into the campfire last night? He didn't even notice it! Man, he was a human wasteland."
Waseel is a legend among all the human beings.A person with a very big heart and gets hurt easily.
Waseel is an inspiration to youths about how they should make their dreams come true
waseel by Coolest bad boi February 12, 2019

Suburban Wasteland 

A heavily populated and developed area that lies outside of a major city. It is typically known for it large number of strip malls and chain restaurants. The local populace, or "townies" are usually, overweight, slow (mentally and physically) and have a penchant for shitty Hollywood movies and fast food. Its also known for having large concentrations of children and geriatrics.
"Hey, can we stop at Dunkin' Dounuts, I wanna grab a coffee?"

"We just passed one."

"Oh shit. Well, just keep driving, in this suburban wasteland we should hit another one in about a mile. Wait! There's a Starbucks!"
Suburban Wasteland by J.W. Burnside December 26, 2011