Voloco Users

You can’t even turn a door knob let alone a volume knob on a sound board. I’m headed to hide under the love seat with my ear muffs on as the shelf’s start feeling up from all the heavy heads that just feel out of the wall. At least you got your crown homie and at least you look ravishing in that tuxedo with your skinny girlfriend and all her flirtatious signals she gives off.

Now hiring for one ass-sitting-mouse-clicker see resume to get fingered.

Voloco Users are Bologna Folded Sandwhiches and when you hear a loud BANG you get jealous automatically. Then you notice it’s just a hammer from the construction company who actually puts music together correctly, so you hear the music through all different types of speakers correctly…even when you don’t even hear a thing you still hear the music, and the baze goes bang, bang, bang. then you realize you’re fucked. Ultimately forced to fold regardless of the bread in your hand. Did you use AI writing to you little ugly pirate?

by Keith’s Adventure Series December 6, 2025