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A voland is a person or individule that maintains a neutrality to all factions it comes in contact with yet will make deals with these factions often causesing terrible damage and elaborate sabotoge and subterfuge to a faction in exchange for something from another faction.

A extreamly skilled hitman that deystroys people or groups indirectly by pulling strings behind the scenes.
A coporation is competeing with a rival corporation and in order to get ahead they hire a voland to infiltrate the opposing company and cause problems by means of elaborate and undetectable espionage and subterfuge. A voland normmaly has legal or otherwise access to large databases of information like credit card numbers and SS numbers. A voland will do these things in exchnage for something as simple as an otherwise completly useless yet extreamly old object like a boot from a WW1 uniform.
Voland by Arastide May 9, 2009
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van vohland 

The biggest faggot with a mangina who is a redneck cousin fucker.
Dad:Man ya know van vohland the mangina faggot?

Van: yea I fucked my cousin on your side of the family...
van vohland by Mint Daddy February 2, 2018

James Alexis vollant(leblanc) 

Something that’s as big potential and have a secret power that no one have.
James Alexis vollant(Leblanc) is so hot

bird el inglés volando 

Comic book for really learning any English grammar at all. It has visuals, speech bubbles and stuff. You pass your B1/B2 Cambridge exam fast and easy and then go drinking some pina coladas with your friends.
Dude 1. "I passed my English exam!"
Dude 2. "Did you study hard?"
Dude 1. "No, I just had bird el inglés volando"

volcandor 

That particular kind of honesty which occurs only after losing one's temper.
"You wanna know what I think of your sainted mother? Well, i'll tell ya!" What follows will be the eruption of volcandor.
volcandor by simonsaysrebel July 5, 2012
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026