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Vladamir Poopin 

The act of masturbating while excreting a bowel movement.
Hey man, stop Vladamir Poopin all day and get to work.
Vladamir Poopin by herbsta420 January 17, 2019

Vladamir Putin 

Some dumbass who wants to be the new Hitler
Bob: I hate Vladamir Putin!
Jack: Me too

Vladamir Kozlov 

He is currently signed to World Wrestling Entertainment and is working on the ECW brand. He is trained in freestyle wrestling, rugby, football, sambo, kickboxing, judo, and mixed martial arts. He was introduced to WWE by Jerry Jarrett.

After his awful PPV match with HHH he was demoted. He was "undefeated" until he faced HBK.
Instead of saying he botched a move, they now say he Kozloved a move

vladamir kozlov
Vladamir Kozlov by JSNWWF August 28, 2009

vladamir 

a closeted, insecure man with an unfortunately small penis. vladamirs are typically paranoid-schizophrenics who secretly like to lounge/skip around in mesh thongs.
when the small man leaned over, those behind him caught a full view of his frilly pink thong. he was indeed a vladamir; just as they had suspected.
vladamir by thenameisamitbitches February 26, 2006

Vladimyr 

A common Russian name usually given to guys with huge dicks
I know Vladimyr he’s the guy with a huge dick!
Vladimyr by Baklava January 30, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026