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A man that has 0 BITCHES and loves snorting glue and has a thing for docking people so watch out
Vkampf stop docking my house
Vkampf by WackyDoodoofart February 2, 2024
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vampfangs 

a website where teens can buy amazing fang caps they fill with adhesive. these fags can last a long time and fit on to your individual tooth. perfect! can slide on and off.
get them at, vampfangs.com
"dude, where did you get them sweet ass fangs?!"

"www.vampfangs.com .. duuh."
vampfangs by fred sjfdkfsdl December 22, 2008
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vampfudo 

A tiktok editor that primarily makes Team Fortress 2 and jerma985 edits.

His edits are very nice to watch and he's super sweet and cool and funny and he's really handsome too. Best friends with other tiktok editor @priismiic.
"Do you follow vampfudo?"
"Yes I do! I love his edits."
vampfudo by przismo November 29, 2022
the best person ever. they are such deez nuts! vampfee is genderfluid and likes cats.. both kinds bitch. ALSO OBSESSED WITH SHAMELESS
random guy: have you seen vampfee today
other guy: whos vampfee??
random guy: yk, the bitch whos obsessed with shameless
vampfee by fionagallaghersimp August 25, 2021
vampfussy (noun | elite vampire slang)
An irresistibly attractive aura of dark vulnerability, quiet dominance, and tortured romance—inspired by Stefan Salvatore’s “stefussy,” but evolved into something hotter, smoother, and more magnetic.
“He brushed his thumb over her hand and stopped there, like crossing the line too fast would break the spell. His eyes softened, dark and endless, as if he’d already chosen her a thousand lifetimes ago.
He didn’t need to say it—his silence loved her louder than words.
That quiet, aching devotion… that was vampfussy
Vampfussy by Capt vampy December 16, 2025
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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