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Vivanno

Overrated slurpie/smoothie made out of banana, milk and protein powder. Does not contain caffeine and has got nothing to do with coffee.
Howard got a spontaneous orgasm when he tasted a Vivanno and needed to change his underwear quickly.
by Billy Bubba August 3, 2008
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Vivanno

A fiber and protein drink made to sell fiber and protein powder from Howard Schultz' other company (Kinetix). Tastes like dogs vomit, but will make Howard quite a lot of money.
Vivanno made Howard the Slurpie king. He earned money on it twice.
by YouDontKnowWhoIAm? August 4, 2008
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