by MIL March 24, 2006
When you attend Lubbock Christian University, and are surrounded by its women for such an extended period of time, that your standards for women and their hottness depreciates. Girls that you initially ranked low begin to look better and better.
Chap 1: "WhenI first came to LCU, that girl was a four, but the more time I spend at this school, the more she's starting to look like a ten!"
Chap 2: "Oh no, I think your coming down with a bad case of Chap Vision
Chap 2: "Oh no, I think your coming down with a bad case of Chap Vision
by chap scratch fever March 6, 2011
1. Viewing unattractive girls as attractive....Men have 1-10 scale for women the way they describe a girl to their friends. Mercer vision is a whole different scale in which an average girl may rank very high as well as an ugly girl may seem like an average girl on campus.....
In normal life a girl may be a 5/10, something not many would go near....but when on the Mercer campus that same girl may be a 7 or 8 out of 10.....
Man look at that girl, shes a 10/10....
...No way bro, u must have Mercer Vision
Man look at that girl, shes a 10/10....
...No way bro, u must have Mercer Vision
by Try Again November 25, 2005
A bizarre state of mind in which the user hallucinates about nonexistent military additions to school buildings. These additions may include: random artillery on the gym roof, secret underground bunkers, underground gun emplacements and vehicles.
It is uncertain what causes Andres Vision, but it seems to occur most frequently in the last few minutes of lunch, where the person is under intense emotional stress, and they attempt to prepare themselves for the remaining classes of the day.
It is uncertain what causes Andres Vision, but it seems to occur most frequently in the last few minutes of lunch, where the person is under intense emotional stress, and they attempt to prepare themselves for the remaining classes of the day.
Guy:"Guys! don't tell anyone, but I just found out there is gun emplacements all over the school, and theres also a secret bunker with an architecturally impossible layout that has every single gun know to man!!!....and its UNDER THE COURTYARD!!"
Concerned friend: "o.0"
Jared: "Nah, don't worry man, it's Andres Vision, he gets this all the time."
Concerned friend: "o.0"
Jared: "Nah, don't worry man, it's Andres Vision, he gets this all the time."
by Starge August 24, 2008
by Eddy April 24, 2007
When a car has LCD monitors installed on the headrests in the absolute back row of the car, which cannot be, nor are not intended to be viewed by a passenger, but other divers on the road. The purpose of this is to show all the haters that you have so much money and are so extravagant that you can afford to install expensive car audio \ video equipment in order to show off.
I got "hater vision" installed in the back of my H3 so all the haters can hate on my pimped ride as I roll thru the projects.
by Paramecium August 9, 2005
A combination of "boobs" and "tunnel vision" that hinders men from looking a well endowed woman in the face.
see: booblevision for the comprehensive definition
see: booblevision for the comprehensive definition
Roderick: "Yo Reggie, check out dat foo Leroy. He bees gotsin' da booble vision again."
Reggie: "Man, dat dude ain't no playa. He don't even wait 'till da ho' turn her head away to be peepin' at dem titties."
Reggie: "Man, dat dude ain't no playa. He don't even wait 'till da ho' turn her head away to be peepin' at dem titties."
by One Stark Reality April 12, 2008