Virtual shit

When you go to the toilet and keep browsing the internet but don't actually poop..you just relax unwinding with your phone in the privy underwear down

Dude I just got home from work and just took the longest virtual shit of my life..3 hrs straight

Virtual shit by Dr_shitposter December 25, 2021

Virtua Shitter 

This SONY fanboy dissed Virtua Fighter 2, yet I doubt he would even make it past stage 3.

PS2 fanboys wouldn't even be able to master Virtua Fighter even if their lives depended on it.

Virtua Shitter by WhatTheFuck? November 2, 2003

Virtua Shitter 

Virtua Fighter doesn't suck. You just don't know how to play it right, or you just don't like the fact that Virtua Fighter doesn't have unrealistic 10-hit strings and unblockable powerups. You imbecile.

Sonyroolz is a button-masher who plays cheaply-manufactured games like Tekken and Soul Calibur, instead of learning the moves, counters, and throws that make Virtua Fighter worth playing.

Virtua Shitter by Alfred October 31, 2003

virtualship 

When you form a friendship or relationship with someone online, purely through messaging or reacting to eachother's social media but have never met in real life due to geographical distance and have never chatted over video/skype or the phone. You just enjoy messaging each other and then suddenly weeks, then months and then possibly even years pass by. As time has progressed you realise you know a lot about this person without even meeting them. Suddenly you realise you are in a 'virtualship'. Then you worry that if you ever meet them that you possibly won't get along and there is a risk that you might not even talk to eachother ever again. So you stay in the virtualship, prolong meeting up in person and live in the dream-like fantasy in your own head.

Person 1: You're not seriously still talking to that person online still?

Person 2: Yeah I totally forgot how much time has gone by. Gees. I don't know what to do about it.

Person 1: You are going to have to meet up with them eventually. Just do it already.
Person 2: But what happens if I dislike them in real life? Or they dislike me? I would rather stay in this virtualship than face the true reality.

virtualship by MMZMTS May 4, 2020