Virgin Mary Syndrome 

That horrible panic a girl gets when her period is late... even though she has never come close to having sex.

Jane: "Joan, I'm so worried! My period is late! What if I am miraculously pregnant?!"

Joan: "Sounds like Virgin Mary Syndrome."

Virgin Mary Syndrome by lolcopter:) October 17, 2011

Virgin Mary Syndrome 

An extremely attractive young evangelical who frustrates mankind by refusing to allow anyone to sample her fine genetic attributes. Whilst occasionly this condition can be cured by marriage, in general, such women will shamelessly parade both their physical magnificance and their moral superiority before all men in order to satisfy their relentless desire for universal recognition. Virgin Mary Syndrome is commonly abbreviated to VMS.

Matt: Hey babe, grab your coat love, you've pulled.

Joanna: Sorry Matthew (whilst stroking his arm and pitying his damnation), I'm not that kind of girl, but you're welcome to come to my prayer meeting tomorrow morning.

Matt: Goddamit Jo, Brad told me had Virgin Mary Syndrome. Anyway, so have you seen Candi around?

Virgin Mary Syndrome by 69 All Stars May 8, 2013

Virgin Mary Syndrome 

When a girl is completley convinced that she is pregnant despite there being no possible way that she is because she either hasn't had sex in weeks/months or is still a virgin.

"Is Sarah okay"
"Yeah, she is just having Virgin Mary syndrome."
"Does her boyfriend know?"

Virgin Mary Syndrome by ElephantGirl96 April 3, 2017

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008