An Evil-Natured, Cantankerous, Spiteful, Reptilian-type Female of the Homo-Sapien Species. They are generally easily located in any of the North-American States.

Nope, don't bleeve I can make it to the honkytonk hoedown homecoming tonight, Bubba; the ole Viperess done swore that iffuns I don't be home 'fore dark, she's a gonna do something really bad to me in muh sleep, uh-huh.

Viperess by JoeMcDaniel November 14, 2007

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Viperdropping

The practice of putting one's ear against a snake hole in order to hear if anyone within a hundred mile radius is talking about you.

Legend has it this was once a common belief, if not practice, in West Texas. Many doubt its validity, yet few dare to put their ears against snake holes to test it.

Sam was bitten by a snake while viperdropping to hear what his so-called friends in the cult were saying about him now.

Viperdropping by kitchmaster March 22, 2011

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

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