An Evil-Natured, Cantankerous, Spiteful, Reptilian-type Female of the Homo-Sapien Species. They are generally easily located in any of the North-American States.

Nope, don't bleeve I can make it to the honkytonk hoedown homecoming tonight, Bubba; the ole Viperess done swore that iffuns I don't be home 'fore dark, she's a gonna do something really bad to me in muh sleep, uh-huh.

Viperess by JoeMcDaniel November 14, 2007

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Viperdropping

The practice of putting one's ear against a snake hole in order to hear if anyone within a hundred mile radius is talking about you.

Legend has it this was once a common belief, if not practice, in West Texas. Many doubt its validity, yet few dare to put their ears against snake holes to test it.

Sam was bitten by a snake while viperdropping to hear what his so-called friends in the cult were saying about him now.

Viperdropping by kitchmaster March 22, 2011

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